"Now Sammy, take that pretty leaf that you gathered outside, yes the one that you thanked the garden sprites for... now set it nicely on that bleached white paper... exactly! Well done... Now, hammer the fuck out of it! No, keep going! No Sammy, I said hammer the FUCK out of it... I can still tell it's a leaf you need more hammering... Good job! Isn't nature fun?" What lesson are you really teaching?