Open Call: The Official Boyfriend Application form
Love this thing. I would totally go on a date with a guy and right after we've eaten, I whip this thing out and tell him to fill it out and give me a call if he has any questions. I get up, let him sweat it a little bit, but come back before he leaves and tell him it's a joke. Would be epic!
Stop shacking up with emotional con-artists. There will be more emotional turmoil in your life by having them remain in your life, compared to how bad you think it'll feel to break up with him. #MeredithMarple #belongtolove