OK, we need one of these for when we have the boys out: yes, these are goats no, they do not give milk no, they do no sleep in the house yes, they are friendly and may be petted no, we do not have boyfriends (but are certainly open to change on this one) i don't care about your great-grandmother/cousin/uncle's billy goat that would eat anything
There were these two girls in my class the other day, one was wearing a Guns 'n Roses shirt and the other one Artic Monkeys, and the teacher asked, "do you even listen to those bands" and they both said no, so he asked, "then why are you wearing them?" And the answer was "it's just fashion, sir, everyone wears them." I wanted to slap them. It's NOT JUST FASHION. IT'S FANDOM, PEOPLE!!