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Imagination has no limit. It just goes on and on. As much as the human brain can possibly explore, more imagination is given birth. One could literally imagine anything. For instance, imagine if we drank fire instead of water to satisfy our thirst and used water to burn gas. And maybe this does happen on

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This night they have had one too many Bacardi Breezers and are unsteadily walking home. On the way they suddenly realize that they really have to pee, and lacking any proper facilities, they decide to sneak into a graveyard. The first woman realizes that she has nothing to wipe with, so...

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Sharon Balkan
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.   She spends £15,000 and looks sensational.   On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but... Humour, Age Quotes Funny, Women Jokes, Tell Her, Joke Of The Day, Funny 50th Birthday Quotes, Birthday Quotes Funny For Her, 50th Birthday Quotes Woman, Woman Humor

She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ‘About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says happily. ...

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Garry F Patterson
Three brothers each marry a woman.   The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”   He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy.   The second brother married... Get A Life, Dashcam, Humour, The One, Michigan, Funny Marriage Jokes, Wife Jokes, Married Life Quotes, Funny Relationship Jokes

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

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