Religious jokes

You don't need a higher power or a god to make a funny joke. With that in mind, check out the top 101 religious jokes that will make you laugh.

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning... ... would open her front door, stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “There is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor...

He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?” “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?” “God, what is a million years to you?” “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.” “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what...

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Catholicism is one of the biggest religions in the world. With that in mind, check out the top 77 Catholic jokes that will make you LOL. #jokes #catholic #religion #humor

Have some faith-filled fun with these funny Christian jokes, religious puns and church humor that will keep you laughing (and possibly groaning) for all of eternity!

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