Marriage jokes

A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her

We have prepared the ultimate collection of the best funny marriage advice. We have divided these advice into several categories – romantic, creative, funny, clever, unique, cute, happy, inspiring, and more…

Three brothers each marry a woman. The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.” He didn’t see any changes on the first day, but on the second day the house was clean and tidy. The second brother married...

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counselingWhen asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years the.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Marriage can be a wonderful thing. It’s a commitment that can also lead to many hilarious moments. Read funny marriage quotes for a good laugh.

An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas. George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me?” Mildred looked...

On the first day of their Honeymoon the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and with great anticipation crawled into bed only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower...