Hilarious cross stitch

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…

Adult yet amusing cross stitch

BEHOLD! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren. This is a digital PATTERN so that you can stitch it yourself. Upon purchase, you will be able to download your 3-page .PDF cross stitch pattern. The .PDF consists of three pages: a color preview, a grid with symbols, and a key. You can print it out or view it on a tablet or computer. This piece is meant to be stitched on 14-count fabric to fit an 8x10" frame. The hilarious tapestry meme that I have…

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Funny, modern and crude cross stitch patterns perfect for beginners. These simple yet hilarious embroidery charts are great for a DIY home decor laugh. Click through to check out more by DodgyStitches. #subversive #crossstitch #funny #embroidery #needlepoint