Cross stitch funny patterns

I decided the end of the year should be about finishing projects, because I am pretty terrible about starting things and not finishing them. And then I saw this cross-stitch pattern and decided if …

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Cross Stitch Kit "My Favorite Essential Oil Is Chloroform" This counted cross-stitch kit contains: > 8" bamboo embroidery hoop > 14-count white aida fabric > DMC embroidery thread > needle > color pattern with color codes for DMC. Stitches: 76x 83, full cross-stitch. Design size: 5.43 x 5.93 inches or 13.79 x 15.06 cm - shown here in a 8" embroidery hoop Difficulty: beginner

Subversive cross stitch pattern with Quote xstitch - Be nicer to yourself you dumb bitch - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny xstitch gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Stitches: 84 x 110 Fabric: 14 Aida Size: 6.00 x 7.86 inches or 15.24 x 19.96 cm Fabric: 16 Aida Size: 5.25 x 6.88 inches or 13.34 x 17.46 cm DMC Colors: 12 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces…

You too, can master the rude cross-stitch sampler. The products in this post were updated in April 2018.

Snarky cross-stitch patterns are all the rage among some stitchers, though I know they’re not everyone’s cup of tea. If you’re one of those who doesn’t like swearing …

[FO] She needs some alone time. Cross stitch on aida, by spacecatpattern on etsy with some modifications #cross_stitch_patterns #beginner_cross_stitch #easy_cross_stitch_projects #free_patterns #PDF_pattern

If you’re looking for something a bit different than the traditional cross stitch patterns, look no further! These 8 witty and humorous cross stitch patterns are sure to bring a smile …

Monty Python & the Holy Grail Cross-Stitch w/DMC E940 glow in the dark bunny (ABC)

More than 45 funny and interesting cross stitch quotes to make your cross stitch project fun and creative. Link to the related web site is provided. Full credit goes to creativefabrica.com. Thank you for providing these projects for free. #crossstitch #interestingcrossstitch #funnycrossstitch #crossstitchquotes #freecrossstitchpatterns #freequotes #funnyquotes #interestingquotes #stitchforfun #freecrossstitchquotes

Bathroom encouragement cross stitch (ABC)

Adult yet amusing cross stitch

Behold My Field of F-cks Cross Stitch Pattern Instant | Etsy

Subversive cross stitch with Quote xstitch -Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here, up in here - in Floral Wreath, creative and funny office or home decor or gift, Easy level with Color and symbol PDF pattern. ♥ This pattern is an Digital cross stitch. Instant download after purchase. Fabric: 14 Aida Stitches: 76 x 90 Size(s): 5.43 x 6.43 inches or 13.79 x 16.33 cm DMC Colors: 7 This PDF pattern Includes: - Color and symbol pattern divided into pieces for printing - Color pattern fit on…

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Dumpster fire Cross stitch pattern PDF Download - this is fine - funny - snarky - hot garbage - trash fire - instant PDF download - pun DUMPSTER FIRE "THIS IS FINE." Stitch your stress away with this fiery dumpster bin with the iconic phrase, "This is fine." Perfect for those moments when life hands you a flaming hot mess. THIS IS A DIGITAL ITEM. The PDF file of the pattern will be available for instant download once payment is confirmed. THE PDF PATTERN INCLUDES • Mock-up color photo of…

Last month I shared a bunch of cat cross stitch patterns, so it seemed only fair that I add some dog cross stitch projects to the mix. I’d actually been saving up this punny hot dog pat…