I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. Shakespeare
MacDuff's son then falls into his mother's arms and says 'He killed me mother!' even shakespeare has bad days -_-
Eheheheh. Somewhere in the world, someone is misquoting Shakespeare. I can sense it.
Shakespeare insults-- Myself, I like calling people "daggers of the mind."
Thou hast no class ohhhhh
Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is.
I'm gonna start talking like this in arguments cuz then they'll be insulted and feel stupid...double wammy
“You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” ~Henry IV Part 2 (poster off some of Shakespeare's classic insults:-)
Brilliant! - Shakespeare Insult Generator: Thou Shall Say It Like Shakespeare
Words created by William Shakespeare - WTF fun facts