Hold yourself to the same standards you hold your roommate to.
Rachel: "Hey, Mon, look I'm melting butter." Monica: "You now have the cooking skills of a hot day!"
Totally moving in!
My roommate is on a date and said he's convinced she's coming home with him. I've covered his room in Justin bieber posters. Now we wait
Oh here we go again.......
I got a nerf gun to pester my roommate. He got one to pester me. Today we had a 2 hour nerf war in the living room. Im fucking 22.
Grief, this when certain people well NOT stop putting stupid comments on my pins, but if you try to correct their ignorance, they assume you want to chatter. For hours. Stay quiet...stay quiet..
I'm going to remember this one any future roommates...romantic!
ugh when you tryna get away but a stupid idiot causes you to die -_- ugh