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I take comfort in knowing that people younger than me look older than me.
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also..."slightly" may be an exaggeration as well... Someecards, Sometimes Happy Sometimes Sad, E. E. Cummings, Whatcha Say, Lol, I Love To Laugh, Thats The Way, Til Death, Ecards Funny
I can't wait until I can do weird stuff with you again.
also..."slightly" may be an exaggeration as well...
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I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut. Humor Ingles, Drunk Quotes, Motivational Quotes, Today's Quote, Irish Quotes, Bitchy Quotes
19 Reasons Socializing Is Not For You
I'm not anti-social, I'm selectively social. It's just that my standards are very high and most people just don't make the cut.
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Whenever I weigh myself, I always subtract 10 pounds. I don't think boobs, brains and an ass this fabulous should count against me.
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Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.
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I basically have 3 hair styles, straight, wavy and homeless ........
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The Internet's Most Asked Questions
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"The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine..."
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